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To get 5% off your next service:

• Write an honest review of my services. It should not be mean, but it does not have to be positive.
• Add your name and a line stating that you are comfortable with me posting your review publicly.
• Email it to me.

To get 10% off your next service, repeat the same steps; add a link to your professional bio; and send the whole thing to me via your work email. (I will not post reviews or give discounts unless I’m reasonably sure the information is accurate; I will not post your email address.)